being a hipster

era um tal de hipster para lá e para cá em textos que fui procurar…e descobri o que é um hipster :
“Hipster

Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as “complicated.” (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money – and spends a great deal of it to look like they don’t have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by “Penny Lane,” “Eleanor Rigby,” etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.
I am not a fucking hipster! (sweeps bangs to side dramatically and takes a swig of PBR)”
*essa é a mais votada…ai vem na sequencia:

Hipster
people in thier teens to 20s who generally listen to indie rock, hang out in coffee shops, shop at the thrift store and talk about things like books, music, films and art.
I saw a bunch of hipsters hanging uot at the coffee shop today.

e a melhor:
” Hipster 2401 up, 740 down
You, for reading ironic, pseudo-intellectual dictionary entries on the word “hipster”.
“These dictionary entries on hipsters are so comical! I’m going to email this link to 800 of my closest acquaintances, head to Value Village, grab a chai and then play kickball in a headband and short-shorts.”

tem mais definições (que vão de emo e indie à palavra do dia no SENSACIONAL Urban Dictionary

2 Respostas

  1. […] 5) Feliz natal, Ramiro (mixtape de volta ao mundo) 6) Feliz natal, Dago (o fim do Pitchfork?) 7) Feliz natal, Renata (sobre ser um hispter) 8) Feliz natal, Dafne e Tacioli (os melhores discos, DVDs e livros de 2008) 9) Feliz natal, Kátia […]

  2. É um estilo de vida comum em lugares como Amsterdã e NY,… é como se fosse um emo adulto, onde o sentimentalismo é trocado pelo consumismo exocerbado (já li que eles passam fome só para comprar roupas caras).

    Tirando os extremos dessa tribo, gosto do estilo de vestuário deles.

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